Selling things on the internet has gave me too much power, I have been selling single doritos for 3 weeks now and im coming for jeff bezos

Found a bug in Neo4j for some functionality I need to make federated search work, reported it, and it turns out it was fixed *3 days ago* and will be in the next release. 😂 github.com/neo4j/neo4j/issues/

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Federation report: in the last hour, mastodon.host received 7684 toots from 514 instances. We can see at the moment 67.43% of the network statuses and have seen 8959/4992 currently alive instances.

Posts that come in via as-yet unknown accounts get stubbed accounts called `PartialAccount`s (basically, just `id` URLs). I need some kind of post hoc process to spin up and hydrate them into reified remote accounts.

I've already got something for this, I think I just need to kick it off.

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Currently writing an ActivityPub server in Crystal. I've gotten remote follow/unfollow, inbound follow/unfollow, posting, and deleting posts working.

I think boosts are my next task there.

I tried pulling in toots from a relay (relay.mastodon.host/inbox) for more of a federated timeline for this instance and in 12 hours it had 1GB of photos and video in it. 🤯

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